None Like Joshua
ZELDA TRIFORCE RAP
[Verse 1: Link (None Like Joshua)]
Duh, they call me Link, just a boy, but not too weak
I don't say much cause talk is cheap unless there's some Ocarina on a beat
Got more green than a Deku Tree and spending spree with red rupees
Plus Zelda's telling me that Ganondorf less of a man than Sheik
I spit fire arrows, they love this track like a scarecrow
Find the peril, shield myself from Ganon's ugly when I shine the mirror
Field of Hyrule, see a skeleton, slice your marrow, Death Mountain, I got Bolero
Climbing from the bottom as a young'n, now I'm here with an owl on the airflow
I got thе courage, she's got that wisdom
He's got that powеr, now I'm on a mission
Taking Hyrule back, but this time it's different
Cause we fight with rap, you just
See my wrists? I rock gauntlets
And a gigantic wallet, now this song hits like bombs lit
Then I longshot these bosses, locked in when I walked in
But you thought that I was never gonna solve this? Hit the wrong switch?
I'm a let my darkness
Make some comments
Yo it's Dark Link
Ganondorf, why you a salty bitch? Make your heart sink
Pull it out with a sword and stomp on it
Then I'll bang Twinrova while they're split
OK, calm your tits, now I'm nauseous
Like I'm dizzy from the spin attacks I caught you so quick
Throw a boomerang, it's never gonna be caution to wind
Now Zelda gonna tell you while she's got you pinned
[Verse 2: Zelda (Starby)]
He's got that courage, I've got that wisdom
He's got that power, now I'm on a mission
Taking Hyrule back, but this time it's different
Cause we fight with rap, you just
Essence of a goddess great like a Deku Tree
Guardian of wisdom, never ending prophecy
Hyrule princess, I'm making em weak
Even gender bent, damn, I still look chic
Game on fleek and I'll stop devastation
Latest in the chain of reincarnation
Living out the page for which I am destined
Seventh Sage, ruler, eponym of legend
Little boy Link here, thinking I'm a damsel
Mind your flaw like hey for example
The handle of which one to pick in the puzzle
Stumped for hours, no brain all struggle
I'll help ya through, take the arrows of light
Send him on the way to the Ganondorf fight
Bringing it together in this song of time
There pieces of the force, Ocarina of Rhyme

[Verse 3: Ganondorf (Fabvl)]
Listen, now it's time for the dark lord to be killing everything, it's brutal
Ocarina depleted, you're nothing, I'm a demon, feel the power of the Triforce magic, call it Voodoo
Who knew? Ganondorf, fear the name and Zelda really like 'em bad, got her going insane
I'm steady chillin' in my castle while you struggle in pain, deflecting every single arrow, that's a shame, can you blame me?
Think you're ever gonna make it to the level that I'm at, you're crazy
Everybody wanna be the one to beat me, but I'm always coming back, can't outlast me, hazy
Lost woods got you stumbling, can't hook, shot up this high
Master Sword will never save you, heart containers running cry yeah
He's got the courage, she's got the wisdom
I got that power, now I'm on a mission
Taking Hyrule back, but this time it's different
Cause we fight with rap, you just