None Like Joshua
Jace Vs Chandra (Magic the Gathering Rap)
[Intro: None Like Joshua]
In the multiverse, there are powerful mages who travel between worlds known as Planeswalkers
These extraordinary individuals prove their abilities in a duel, begin
[Verse 1: Jace (None Like Joshua)]
It’s the Architect of Thought: Jace Beleren
Unraveler of Secrets, Mind Sculptor and I’ve come to win
[Verse 2: Chandra (Amber Koral)]
Chandra Nalaar: Pyrogenius, Flamecaller
Firebrand, here to show - I’m the best Planeswalker
[Verse 3: Jace (None Like Joshua)]
Man, I don’t kill, I mill, so if you burn, then I chill
And your creatures never will get to see the battlefield
I could blackmail and steal all the secrets you conceal
Insecurities revealed, man, your toughness isn’t real
You feel that blue magic?
You’re so bad, you’ll want to forget that this happened
But I can help with that shit, what you love turning into ashes
Fire for your hair? I’ll bet the carpet and drapes are matching
[Verse 4: Chandra (Amber Koral)]
You were always blinded by your master and misguided
Reading minds and yet you couldn’t see you’re alone on your island
You the king of crying - nobody cares if you’re the brightest
You just sat and stared while I destroyed the Titans, bitch, I’m lit!
Incineration, no time to waste, you too slow, I got haste
You pushover, you got played, by Lilliana you thrown away
Lighting all your creatures up, yeah you know I’m too hot
Sad to see you roasted with a one drop
[Verse 5: Jace (None Like Joshua)]
Everything you sayin’s countered negated
I’m always ahead of your mountains emblazing
You drowning in phrases, my style’s amazing
You can’t even tell that your mind is erasing
Witness the talent of the telepath when I rap
Send you to the graveyard or exile, no coming back
So go on back to tinkering with artifacts
Your mom and dad would be so proud of that instead of a pyromaniac
And Liliana? I was gonna break it off anyway
She was into weird shit, I disappeared like you did when Baral killed your whole fam that day
[Verse 6: Chandra (Amber Koral)]
You coming to fight - I’ve begun to ignite
Your creatures weak - and plain as white
Magical prodigy, flow is tight
Doon doon - damn that’s a double strike
The phoenix has risen, about to take flight
No blockin me now, cause you over your sight
Scared of what happens so you got to scry
Predicted I win while you run out of life?
You’ve forgotten I’m the one who saved your sorry ass
Man no wonder you ain’t got a friend - from your mindless past
Bad days for sad Jace , bout to cut your life in half
Make it rain from all the tears you shed, while I start to laugh
[Verse 7: Jace (None Like Joshua)]
Ingenuity’s never subtle, decked out, now you in trouble
You hearing my psychic rebuttal, my control, your creature’s under
Cross the leyline, that’s your blunder, making all your creatures slumber
Even if you won, is it illusion? Man you start to wonder
[Verse 8: Chandra (Amber Koral)]
Yeah I’m heating up this rivalry
Chandra got that magma, my impulse is fiery
Forget the Gatewatch, and your lame talk, my flames talk when I planeswalk
You’re mana swamped, my game rocks and makes your brain - stop