[Verse 1]
John was a hero
Who sits in the shadow
For nearly an hour
'Til [?] turns back to [?]
Fast as a cannon but stopping for something
Going backwards instead of [?]

[Verse 2]
John wasn't married
He sits in the shower
For nearly an hour
'Til it all turns back brown

[Pre-Chorus]
That's what I'll say

[Chorus]
Life would make no sense
And your Uncle Carl
Life would make no sense
And your Uncle Carl

[Verse 2]
John wasn't married
He sits in the shower
For nearly an hour
'Til it all turns back brown
Fast as a cannon but stopping for something
Going backwards instead of [?]
[Pre-Chorus]
That's what I'll say
It's what I'll say
What I'll do
What I'll do
What I'll do