[Verse 1]
You broke the seal of bacon
And slapped it on the pan
The coldest ham implored you
Come kiss my purple vein

[Chorus]
Poultry head
The real man he cannot deny

[Verse 2]
The claim caught the bed wetter
And tangled to be fed
At last a skillet swordsman
Arrived to fry its head
"You've lost but now I beat you"
He screamed as fat ran down
His legs kicked up the flames
Fat juices on our tongues

[Chorus]
Poultry head
The real man he cannot deny
Poultry head
The real man he cannot deny
[Outro]
"Bad poultry, bad poultry, bad"
He said
"Bad poultry head"
He said