[Intro: Tom, Kim & Rob]
One last meal as one last gesture
Cheapest wine, second-best restaurant
Clapperboard made of two pork chops
Credits roll before the scene stops

[Verse 1: Gareth, Gareth & Kim]
And in the shower
Heard your housemate on the phone
Lathered up my padded bones
Lathered up my padded bones
From her soap I foam

[Verse 2: Gareth, Gareth & Kim]
The shower-head moaned
And I looked down to the tray
Sons and daughters washed away
Sons and daughters washed away
"Good night, God bless," she'd say

[Verse 3: Gareth, Gareth & Kim]
The length of your legs
Half the length of your body
Above you, thinking of she
Above you, thinking of she
I knew I should leave
[Verse 4: Gareth, Gareth & Kim]
I said this before
And I thought that we agreed
The time before the last
The time before the last
Before the last time