[Interlude]
Are any of you on MySpace?
*Audience applauding*
I must admit that I am on MySpace right now
*Audience applauding*
I'm so addicted to MySpace
That I have this implant
It's this chip
It starts at this computer terminal
In the backroom of this club
And it runs through this snake
That comes all the way up onto the stage, the stagebox
Through my directbox
Inthrough that quarter inch cable
Into this guitar
And cleverly hidden so that you can't see it
There is another cable that goes directly into my rectum
That I may be online right now
*Audience applauding*
Oh-wa-oh-woa-woah
I'm adding a friend
*Audience laughing*
I-I'm totally addicted to MySpace
For thosе of you who have been on MySpace
You might have seen my blog about "God Thinks"
A vеry, very, very passionate fourteen year old
Decided to explain to me what the lyrics to my song "God Thinks" means
It was really um, insightful
*Audience laughing*
But as I always say, you know, people do misinterpret that song sometime
They think it's anti-God or anti-religion, and it's neither
I'm pro-God and I'm pro-religion
It would be mayhem out there without some kind of, you know
Spiritual guidence
But I'm just anti-hypocrisy
*Audience applauding*