[Interlude]
I was with my friend Marc from the Brobdingnagian Bards
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Earlier today
And we were walking around
And he was wearing
He'll tell you it's a kilt
But it's a skirt
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And we went to, uh, what do they call those places?
CVS, we went to a CVS
And we were walking around
And my last show was in Kentucky
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And I can pretty much guarantee that
We would have gotten our asses whooped
Walkin' around lookin' like, you know
Dracula and Braveheart, you know
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It's my first time playing in Austin
And you are out-fucking-rageous
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Thank you
And I can't begin to tell you how awsome that is
Because you are all being recorded for a live album
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