[Verse 1]
I was just a noob the first time I went to BattleOn
I was a stranger in danger in a world gone wrong
I was surrounded by a sinister, unholy throng
Went to my inventory and I put my armor on

[Chorus]
Why? No lie
It was the Day of the Dead
Did you hear what I just said?
Oh-oh-oh, I wouldn't put you on
It was the Day of the Dead
I tried not to lose my head
Oh-oh-oh, right here in BattleOn

[Verse 2]
The place was teaming with some creatures fighting tooth and claw
An evil skeleton made off with my new Blade of Awe
I reached for the Book of Lore to see just what was going on
Zorbak and Deady had unleashed an evil from beyond

[Chorus]
Why? No lie
It was the Day of the Dead
Did you hear what I just said?
Oh-oh-oh, I wouldn't put you on
It was the Day of the Dead
I tried not to lose my head
Oh-oh-oh, right here in BattleOn
[Bridge]
The locals tell me not to fear
It happens at least once a year
When Friday the 13th is near I fear that
All the undead show up here for the gear

[Chorus]
Why? No lie
It was the Day of the Dead
Did you hear what I just said?
Oh-oh-oh, I wouldn't put you on
It was the Day of the Dead
I tried not to lose my head
Oh-oh-oh, right here in BattleOn

[Bridge]
Wee-ha-ha-ha-haw
Woah-ha-ha-ha-ha
Someone give me a hand killin' this thing

[Chorus]
Why? No lie
It was the Day of the Dead
Did you hear what I just said?
Oh-oh-oh, I wouldn't put you on
It was the Day of the Dead
I tried not to lose my head
Oh-oh-oh, right here in BattleOn
[Post-Chorus]
Artix, Twilly, Warlic, Cleric Joy
Oh-oh-oh, they help me destroy
Frogzards, Wereboars, Spiders, Wolves and Slime
Oh-oh-oh, I pwn them every time

[Outro]
Watch out Drakath, you're next on my list
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha