[Verse 1]
We were in the Badlands one day
Chasing B'Elanna and Chakotay
We were whisked to the Delta Quadrant
Fuck! That's far away
I wanna go home
Please let me go home
I say screw the Ocampa
I wanna go home!

[Verse 2]
The Caretaker had an array
That could get us home safe
But Janeway that ignorant slut, she blew it away
I wanna go home
Please let me go home
Drop me off at a wormhole
I wanna go home

[Verse 3]
So now I'm stuck here for years
In the Delta Quadrant I fear
With a Kazon and Hirogen and a brother with pointy ears
I wanna go home
Please let me go home
Talaxian chicks are ugly
I wanna go home
[Verse 4]
So hoist up the aftercells
See how the warp core burns
Tell Janeway to go to hell
I wanna go home
I wanna go home
Please let me go home
I say fuck the Ocampa
I wanna go home