[REBECCA]
I'm a good person, yes, it's true
I'm a good person, better than you
I'm a good person, can't you see?
Doctors Without Borders don't have nothin' on me

I'm a good person, and if you ask why
I'll spit my good right into your eye
Everywhere I go, I spread such bliss
And if you don't think so, you can kiss
My ass
Which is made of good

Didn't you know that I'm a good person?
I'm pure angel through and through
Doesn't it show that I'm a good person?
So much gooder than you and you
And you and you and you

I'm a good person, that's my thing
My nickname is Mother Teresa Luther King
I'm a good person, get it straight
And when I say good, I really mean great
The best
Hashtag humble and blessed
News flash, douchebags, I'm a good person
Do what I can for you all the time
That's how I am, 'cause I'm a good person
I always find time to be kind...

[MAN, spoken]
Uh...uh...choking...!

[REBECCA, spoken]
Sorry, so busy. 
(sung)
I'm a good, such a good, real good person
I'm a good person through and through
I'm a good, such a good, real good person
Let me hear you say it too
Say it!

(spoken)
Say it or I'll kill your husband! I'll do it, I'll gut him like a fish!

[WOMAN, spoken]
You're a good person!

[REBECCA, spoken]
Aw, thank you!
(sung)
I'm a good, such a good, real good person
I'm a good person, yes, it's true
I'm a good, such a good, real good person
I'm a good person, get it?
Screw you!