[REBECCA BUNCH]
I was...
Working hard at a New York job
Making dough but it made me blue
One day I was crying a lot
And so I decided to move to

West Covina, California!
Brand-new pals and new career
It happens to be where Josh lives
But that’s not why I’m here!

[BACKUP SINGERS]
She’s the crazy ex-girlfriend!

[REBECCA, spoken]
What? No, I’m not. 

[BACKUP SINGERS]
She’s the crazy ex-girlfriend!

[REBECCA, spoken]
That’s a sexist term!

[BACKUP SINGERS]
She’s the crazy ex-girlfriend!
[REBECCA, spoken]
Can you guys just stop singing for a second?

[BACKUP SINGERS]
She’s so broken inside!

[REBECCA, spoken]
The situation’s a lot more nuanced than that!

[BACKUP SINGERS]
C-R-A-Z-Y

[REBECCA, spoken]
OK, we GET it!

[BACKUP SINGERS]
Crazy Ex-Girlfriend!