Rachel Bloom
Put Yourself First
[TANYA, KAYLA & CHLOE]
Put yourself first, girl
Worry 'bout yourself
Make yourself sexy
Just for yourself
So when dudes see you put yourself first
They'll be like, "Damn you're hot...want to make out?"

Push them boobs up
Just for yourself
Wear six-inch heels
Just for yourself

[REBECCA, spoken]
If it's just for myself, shouldn't I be comfortable?

[TANYA, KAYLA & CHLOE]
No! Put yourself first in a sexy way

Pierce your ears
Just for yourself
Put a hole in your earlobe
Just for yourself
Brace yourself, this is gonna hurt
Put yourself first in a sexy way
Put yourself first, girl
Worry about yourself
Wear fake eyelids
Just for yourself
So when dudes see you put yourself first
They'll be like "Damn, you're hot... let's buy a house in Portland"

Put yourself first for him
That's what you gotta do
Put yourself first for him

[REBECCA, spoken]
If I put myself first for him, then by definition, aren't I putting myself... second?

[TANYA, KAYLA & CHLOE]
Don't think about it too hard
Too, too hard
Don't think about it too hard
Too, too hard
It's a wormhole, it's a Mobius strip
It's snake eats tail, it's the infinity sign

Get a tattoo of the infinity sign
On your lower back
Just for yourself
[REBECCA, spoken]
But I can't see my lower back. Also, can we go back to the fake eyelid? Is that a... thing now?

[TANYA, KAYLA & CHLOE]
Yes!
Put yourself first in a sexy way
Put yourself first for him