[REBECCA]
I'm just a girl in love

I can't be held responsible for my actions

I have no underlying issues to address
I'm certifiably cute and adorably obsessed! 
[DANCERS]
La-la-la lovey-dove!

Ooh, she's an ingénue![DANCERS]
They say love makes you crazy
Therefore you can't call her crazy
'Cause when you call her crazy
You're just calling her in love!

[REBECCA]
BLAM!