Boys and girls, ladies and gents
Are you ready for the main event?
If you gotta pee right now, wait to go
'Cause here comes the best part of the show

Hang on to your hats, 'cause it's time to find out
What live entertainment is all about
There's only one reason to watch the Emmys ya know
And here it is, the best part of the show

Ladies and gentlemen, the accountants from Ernst and Young!

[Accountants wave]

Oh my god, did you see that wave?
Now that's the kind of excitement we all crave
The best part is over until next year
'Cause after the accountants, it's all downhill from here...

Accountants, let's make out!