Rachel Bloom
What a Rush to Be a Bride
[REBECCA]
What a rush to be a bride!
What a rush to be a bride!

[PAULA]
I can't believe you snagged him

[REBECCA]
Now I'm his bride

[PAULA]
Yes, we really nabbed him
Forever you will have him
Standing right there

[REBECCA]
By my side
What a rush to be a bride!
I've been picturing this day
Since I was a little girl
I never thought it would all come true
Now I'll be wearing my nana's pearls

[PAULA]
You're going to look so angelic
[REBECCA]
When I'm a bride

[PAULA]
Your vows are gonna quote the Bible

[REBECCA]
I'll be such a pretty bride

[PAULA]
What quote are you going with?

[REBECCA]
"Love is patient, love is kind."

[PAULA]
Why veer from a classic?

[REBECCA]
Oh, the tears of joy I'll cry!
Darkness! Darkness! Darkness!
Will be avoided with a unity candle!
Sacrifice! Sacrifice! Sacrifice!
Some flowers by cutting them and putting them in vases!
Evil! Evil! Evil!
If you anagram the letters, it spells "veil"
Yay!
[REBECCA AND PAULA]
What a rush to be a bride!