This session is gonna be different
It's gonna be so different, I know
This patient won't be indifferent
This time around, she'll want to grow

I've been burned so many times
By the girl who's committed so many burn crimes
Yet I never lost hope or endurance
Thank God I don't accept health insurance
(I charge 250 dollars an hour now!)

This session is gonna be useful
If she's truthful about how she feels

So I'll give it my all
With my requisite therapy shawl
Kiss my fancy degrees on the wall for good luck
That it's gonna be different
I can help her be different
Sweet Jesus, it has to be different

'Cause if it's not, I fucking quit!