Rachel Bloom
Slow Motion
[REBECCA, PAULA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
Slow motion
Slow motion
We walkin' in the room in slow motion
Slow motion
Slow motion
That's how cool we feel

[PAULA]
Looking this good should be a crime

[HEATHER]
'Cause my girls and I be stoppin' time

[REBECCA]
Oh my god, we're so hot

[REBECCA, PAULA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
Even blinking looks amazing

[VALENCIA]
Slay!

[REBECCA, PAULA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
If only life were as good as this feels
Let's make the slow motion real
Back to fantasy slow motion
Slow motion
Don't talk to us, we're in slow motion
Slow motion
Slow motion
Fine, the MGM's across the street

[HEATHER]
Don't have bills to pay

[REBECCA, PAULA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
In slow motion

[VALENCIA]
Problems go away

[REBECCA, PAULA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
In slow motion

[PAULA]
If you're stressed, why not take a trip
To 48 frames per second

[VALENCIA]
Yaas!
[REBECCA]
Oh no, our entrance is almost over

[REBBECA, PAULA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
Let's go even slower

[REBECCA]
Not sure this works...

[HEATHER]
Agreed

[REBECCA, PAULA, VALENCIA & HEATHER]
Back to normal fantasy slow motion

Slow motion
It went from sexy to boring slow motion
Slow motion
Slow motion
Whatever you do, don't sneeze
But definitely look to the side
Flip your hair
Put on your sunglasses
Take off the sunglasses... and just... hold them... I guess?

Slow motion
Slow motion
Damn, we're out of the room!