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Yeah that bitch was retarded
Please don't get me started
And she was a loser, she just couldn't party
She didn't know big words, she didn't watch tv
And she chewed her fingernails and she couldn't even read
Had a big forehead, but her brain was so small
She was fucking stupid but she acted like a know at all
I said this bitch is retarded, but she thinks she's smart
And she can't use a computer, or enjoy fine art
I think this bitch is retarded, she think she's cute
She tracked dirt onto my carpet, and drank my juice

Didn't know my favorite band, she just knew her makeup brands
She was a shitty driver, she almost crashed the minivan
She was always poppin xans, think she lost some brain cells
Lit her house on fire, trying to use a frying pan

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