[Intro: Lindsay Joan]
I sneak in, just like a nightmare
Down the chimney, and up the stairs
If only old Saint Nick could see me now
Alice here, holiday angel
Christmas Eve, it could be fatal
Not even old Saint Nick could save you now

[Verse 1: Lindsay Joan]
Pick a house, just for fun
Pick 'em out, one by one
I need a gift for him tonight
I'll tie it up, nice and pretty
With a bow, the ink, it's spilling out
I wrap them nice and tight

[Pre-Chorus: Lindsay Joan]
The beast is rippin' out their teeth like
Candy canes, they crunch, so sweet
He enjoys the feast

[Chorus: Lindsay Joan]
I sneak in, just like a nightmare
Down the chimney, and up the stairs
If only old Saint Nick could see me now
Alice here, holiday angel
Christmas Eve, it could be fatal
Not even old Saint Nick could save you now
[Verse 2: Lindsay Joan]
Out the window, there's a snow angel
Like a snowman, lookin' frozen with a carrot nose
A hole in my heart, a tear in my face
A big red bag with a stolen sleigh
The lights, they flicker on impending doom
I come a-sneaking and a-peaking into their bedroom
Put 'em in a bag and escape in the sleigh

[Pre-Chorus: Lindsay Joan]
The beast is rippin' out their teeth like
Candy canes, they crunch, so sweet
He enjoys a feast

[Chorus: Lindsay Joan]
I sneak in, just like a nightmare
Down the chimney, and up the stairs
If only old Saint Nick could see me now
Alice here, holiday angel
Christmas Eve, it could be fatal
Not even old Saint Nick could save you now

[Outro: Lindsay Joan]
The beast is rippin' out their teeth like
Candy canes, they crunch so sweet
He enjoys a feast