[Chorus]
Hack it, slash it, woah! Halloween kills!
Hack it, slash it, woah! This is for real!
Hack it, slash it, woah! Halloween kills!
Hack it, slash it, woah! This is for real!

[Verse 1]
There was a murder in the seventies
Three innocents lost, it ended without remedy
A little boy was tossed into mental instability
Creating a recipe for felony, introducing the legend that we know
Michael Myers, the face he's never shown
Back forty years, grown, makin' his way home
Breakin' outta prison, oops there he goes!
Same port, same clothes, same issues
Prayin' every night he would escape, she had to live through
Memories of all her friend, knife through their heads
Hopin' that he'd come back, so she could get revenge
Well her wish was granted, in fact it's like Santa brought her a gift
Packaged and bagged it, makin' it home without a hitch
Haven't you heard it? Their necks are gonna snap
Ready to attack, yo Michael is back!

[Chorus]
Hack it, slash it, woah! Halloween kills!
Hack it, slash it, woah! This is for real!
Hack it, slash it, woah! Halloween kills!
Hack it, slash it, woah! This is for real!
[Verse 2]
You don't believe in the boogie-man? Well ya' should
He's got a white mask, misunderstood
Stands tall, towerin', he's got the goods
Slicin' up everything, the blood'll gush everywhere
Teeth pulled, then your hair, so beware
He's comin' after you, a brutal fuckin' affair
He loves what he does, and I can give him that
Killin' like a pro, bro, tippin' my hat
Laurie Strode, the bad bitch knows
He's comin' home to kill her, after decades ago
How she plans to do it, guessin' nobody knows
I'm hopin' that it's rough like his fuckin' head explodes!
But remember Mr. Myers can't be killed
Been around forever in our hearts, he's been instilled
For what it's worth, even though he's always been the bad guy
I'd do anything to see him in the real-life

[Chorus]
Hack it, slash it, woah! Halloween kills!
Hack it, slash it, woah! This is for real!
Hack it, slash it, woah! Halloween kills!
Hack it slash it, woah! This is for real

[Outro]
Hack it, slash it, woah!
Hack it, slash it, woah!
Hack it, slash it, woah!
Hack it, slash it, woah! (This is for real)