[Chorus: ChewieCatt]
I've been on the scene and I guess you call it seasoned
I've been tryin' to scheme a way to get you now
Knives out, never halting, no need to be salty
Just know that you will never make it out

[Verse 1: Rockit Music]
Welcome into the bakery shop of sins (Nah)
I'm not the Devil, but we use the same ingredients
A dash of salt and a little bit of pepper
Marinated with a hint of devilish endeavor
I'm the baker, the salt shaker, savory first
You say you want dessert? I got the works, new flavors
You're gonna have to get some goods, free labor
Hurry, quick now
I'm runnin' low on good behavior
Stuck in the Astral Plane, Ms. Chalice trapped by chains
Floating through the mystery of in-between (Hyeh)
Here's the thing 'bout doin' business in a dream
I can promise I'm not honest and I'm not quite what I seem (Nah)
But suit yourselves, I know you've been through Hell
Takin' on the bosses and you do it damn well
What's in my recipe? No, I won't tell
Succumb to Saltbaker, let me cook you up a spell

[Chorus: ChewieCatt]
I've been on the scene and I guess you call it seasoned
I've been tryin' to scheme a way to get you now
Knives out, never halting (Yeah), no need to be salty
Just know that you will never make it out
[Verse 2: Rockit Music]
Let me whip somethin' up with some sugar cubes (Hmm)
Hit my hammer down, break 'em, bounce 'em into you (Yeah)
I'm a sinner who likes the taste of mushrooms
Plop 'em in my head, grow a couple sizes up too
So delicious, let me grant you wishes
Bring me what I need and I'll even do the dishes (*whistles*)
Your intuition regarding your suspicion
About me was obviously paused, how'd you miss it?
Grabbin' your mugs, power grows with much aplomb
Yes, I'm fragile and I'm cracked, but I got you in my palms
So I'm snappin' for my peppercorn, my vendetta (Hyeh)
Sprinkle on some mint, floatin' down like they're feathers
The blood pressure bottles up inside your veins (Hyeh)
When my salt clones hit, call the doctor for the pain
'Cause I'm stirrin' up a remedy, come and have a taste
I'm the baker on a mission, I'm the sodium that stays

[Chorus: ChewieCatt & Rockit Music]
I've been on the scene (Ha-ha-ha, on the scene)
And I guess you call it seasoned (Hyeh, call it seasoned!)
I've been tryin' to scheme (Yeah) a way to get you now (Get you now, oh)
Knives out, never halting (Never halting)
No need to be salty (Salty)
Just know that you will never make it out (Make it out, no)