[Intro]
Patiently, they're chasin’ me
Down these halls are vacant, see?
It's a bit disturbing, but I wouldn't worry
Turning corners aimlessly
Dark Deception haunting me
It’s a bit disturbing, but I wouldn't worry

[Verse 1]
What's with this commotion? Is it a dream? Unfortunately not
It seems I've been abducted by a Mephistophelian queen
Don't know what that means?
It means she's a fiend that wants to feed on me
I was dead asleep ten minutes ago, now I'm stuck in this freakshow
These lights are fading, I got sucked into a portal, see?
The voices, yeah, been sayin' "Better collect all the souls for me"
Two hundred eighty-nine shards I gotta find
Like an X-Acto knife cutting little slices in my mind

[Pre-Chorus]
This ghostly hour of paranormal mystery
Twisted, but I’ll get the ring, I won’t worry

[Chorus]
Patiently they're chasin’ me
Down these halls are vacant, see?
It's a bit disturbing, but I wouldn't worry
Turnin' corners aimlessly
Dark Deception haunting me
It’s a bit disturbing, but I wouldn't worry
[Verse 2]
I'm barely breathing, slowing down, I'm overrun
Catch my breath, they're keepin' up, I'm glad I got my Nikes on
I'm out here runnin' marathons, it's like the Amazon
Except without the trees, can they just leave me alone?
Monkey see, Monkey do, I'm faster than you
I'm about to be up outta here, faster than a cheetah could do
Thank you, I'm through with this voo-doo
Here's your ring, have it back, I got things to attend to

[Pre-Chorus]
This ghostly hour of paranormal mystery
Twisted, but I'll get the ring, I won't worry

[Chorus]
Patiently they're chasin' me
Down these halls are vacant, see?
It's a bit disturbing, but I wouldn't worry
Turnin' corners aimlessly
Dark Deception haunting me
It's a bit disturbing, but I wouldn't worry

[Post-Chorus]
I wouldn't worry
I wouldn't worry
(But I wouldn't worry)
But I wouldn't worry
[Chorus]
Patiently they're chasin' me (Oh)
Down these halls are vacant, see? (Ah-ah-ah)
It's a bit disturbing, but I wouldn't worry
Turnin' corners aimlessly (Oh)
Dark Deception haunting me (Ah-ah-ah)
It's a bit disturbing, but I wouldn't worry