[Intro]
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Can you read all the words in between your head? Like
Can you read all the words in between your head? Like
Can you read 'em?

[Verse]
H is haunted by F, he made him deader than dead
He’s silent most of the time, and he supports all the rest
I believe that building words with I's will curse the herd
And so it hurts to frick around
And search for friends, kidnapped again
Just when I say "H-I-J-K"
Sing on the stage like it's karaoke
Lettin’ it loose, maroon caboose
M is a machine, he's better for you (Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Move to get him through, someone's out for you (Ooh-ooh-ooh)
N slidin' in, next to his friends
Never forget he needs them
Nibble on nails, narrate the tale of the letters that failed
O's gotta go, he's alone, on his own
Then P got shot for lovin' G, oh no

[Refrain]
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
The alphabet is you and me
We count it like it's one, two, three
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
The alphabet is you and me
We count it like it’s one, two, three
[Chorus]
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
The alphabet is you and me
We count it like it’s one, two, three
H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
The alphabet is you and me
We count it like it's one, two, three

[Outro]
Can you read all the words in between your head? Like
(The alphabet is you and me)
(We count it like it’s one, two, three)
Can you read all the words in between your head? Like
(The alphabet is you and me)
(We count it like it's one, two, three)