These zombies are fucking
Cree-eeps!

First off, the Easter Egg song
Everyone! Turn up your speakers, play along
Here to show you how to beat the game
Get the Egg, don't worry kids go out and break legs

Ok, get your shit in order
Electrocute some objects, prepare the teleporters
A phone, a car tire, wood block
Two clocks, a radio, a globe, it turned purple let's go!

The Iron Dragon, we must deatroy the Moon
Ey-ee-eeyy
It just so happens, I'm frozеn and know what to do
Ey-ee-eeyy
My Zombie passion, it eats me up insidе
The Iron Dragon, I must get out alive
These undead habits, they take up all my time
The Iron Dragon, just melt away and die!!

We get warped, launch into the undercroft
Take the blue, cylinder and fuses
Have another player watch the Doctor
Memorize the code, it's kind of awkward
Teleport home, and further the plot
In drops down a fuckin' Panzer Soldat
Make your way over to the Death Ray
Place the fuses, switch it to protecting

To the computer near the Wunderfizz
Remember them, the symbols, just put the code in
Go back to the undercroft and look at the safe
Take the floppy disk and then the dialogue plays

Make your way to the top of the castle
Find a place to put the rods, what a hassle
Now it's time that I start to get annoyed
Go back to that lever, flip it up to destroy

Jesus Christ, a fuckin' minigame
Simon Says Treyarch has gone insane
Just when I thought I was stuck, a green button lights up
A pod slams down, I'm like, "What the FUCK?!"

The Iron Dragon, we must deatroy the Moon
Ey-ee-eeyy
It just so happens, I'm frozen and know what to do
Ey-ee-eeyy
My Zombie passion, it eats me up inside
The Iron Dragon, I must get out alive
These undead habits, they take up all my time
The Iron Dragon, just melt away and die
Having fun, we're almost done
Remember the first step, ya do it again
Go back ti the safe, there's a tablet, yay!
We're off to the tomb, put that rod in it's place

A ghostly Keeper scours the map
For a similar stone, and we must attack
Shoot the bow, and if you start to wonder
Make sure you kill the undead with the same colour

Once you've done and the Keeper goes cliffside
Put the stone down, pat your back with pride
We're just about done, go and find the fuse
Put it on the Pyramid, it's nothing new

A final boss and it's kind of a bitch
I really fuckin' doubt you guys will finish this
I admit, I'm sick of this shit
Blew up the Moon and there that's it

The Iron Dragon, we must deatroy the Moon
Ey-ee-eeyy
It just so happens, I'm frozen and know what to do
Ey-ee-eeyy
My Zombie passion, it eats me up inside
The Iron Dragon, I must get out alive
These undead habits, they take up all my time
The Iron Dragon, just melt away and die