[Intro]
Yeah, I mean (Woke up with a half mill)
I get like a hundred thousand likes on every...
On every photo now
(Fell asleep on a half pill)
I mean, eh
(Woke up with a half mill)
I know it's not a crazy number but...
(Sippin' coffee with an Advil)
We talking ratio?
(I got the hook)

[Verse 1]
C2H4 what I rock (Yuh)
25k just to walk (Ooo)
I brought some drama along (Aye)
Post it all over the blogs (Uh)
Monday through Sunday is fashion week
I cannot hear what you're askin' me
Your bitch looks like a catastrophe (True)
Mine on my side, she attached me
Just like an email
Shout-out to all of my females (Yeah)
Might call you "Bitch" but I mean well
I know you're addicted to retail (I do)
Well, me too, I'm cool with anything you do (Aye)
You would do anything for me
Happy you never ignore me (Yeah)
[Chorus]
Fell asleep on a half pill
Woke up with a half mill
Sippin' coffee with an Advil
Everything poppin'
Baby treat me like a hero
Got me feeling like the man still (Ahh)
Made it drop like an anvil
Everything poppin'

[Verse 2]
Ugh, I need 50k for a post (At least)
'Cause I get 50k for a post (At least)
I spent 50k on my hoe (last week)
Dior from my neck to the toes (Sheesh)
I know I'm an ugly lil bitch (I do)
And I don't Photoshop my pics (Nah)
And my chick don't either
Face-tuning bitches wanna be her
Money on reefer, it'll last me a while
Just spent a rack on my smile
You would look wack with my style
Boy, I'm your dad, you my child
That just a fact, there's no doubt, uh
I post a pic of my dog
It gets more hits than your blog
Fuckin' whichever bitch that he wants
Takin' a shit on your lawn (Yeah)
[Chorus]
Fell asleep on a half pill (Yeah)
Woke up with a half mill (Yeah)
Sip coffee with an Advil (I do, I do, I do, I do)
Everything poppin' (I do)
Baby treat me like a hero
Got me feeling like the man still
Made that ass drop like an anvil
Everything poppin' (Oh)