Rap Critic
Wavedash (The Ice Rap Cometh)
[Verse]
Slidin' on this beat like a wave dash
Just to show you how some dope shit can make cash
And make the people put their hands up like roller coaster rides
With flows that are colder than Nova Scotia's tides
The way I glide over tracks like I'm Frozone
Make a rapper's brain freeze like a snow cone
Put a chill in the game and caught you n***as slippin'
Is that why you keep fallin' off beats while y'all spittin'?
While I rap circles, loop ya with a figure eight
Seve n***as over instrumentals like dinner plates
Yeah, they imitate, but y'all hear it's not right
But my style's so cool, n***as got a frostbite
Aww, that's why I can't show y'all respect
But my hype still gon' build like the snowball effect
And crush 'em like a pica fiend on some ice cubes
Froze n***as in their tracks, so their flow can't move
Teeth chatter, spines shiver when I deliver
Punchlines that drop harder than waterfalls on mighty rivers
So even if it isn't freezin'
These rivers of rhythm too rapid for rappers, no matter the season
That's why my opps are obsolete, so I don't fear those
These frozen flows make my foes look like absolute zeroes
Holy shit, this beat is spacey, no Kevin, though
Gotta freak it with more than ice puns, so I'll let it go
Oh, and of course, he had to say that
Even had to talk about the fact that he's talkin' about the fact
That he's gettin' too meta in his rap
Got 'em goin' cross-eyed tryna figure which layer he's actually at
Yakkity yakkin' over this track to show it's a habit
That when it comes to anything meta, I'm better at it
Metaphors, meta-rhetoric, metabolic shit
I'd get metamorphic, but y'all n***as couldn't rock with it
Gettin' igneu-oh, I mean, gettin' ignorant
Need to be quarantined 'cause the flow's so sickening
The beat eater, only want dope shit, I'm a heatseeker
But my missiles clear out the trash like a street sweeper
On the take like a motherfuckin' burglary
Through the way I rock the mic so sturdily
The way I twist these words so absurdly
Tryna get more pink than uncooked hamburger meat
'Cause what I make is the opposite of ephemeral
Flavor like Emeril Lagasse
Flow dancin' over tracks like Bob Fosse
They can't stop me, and I don't need a posse
All I do is hit 'em up with the rare flows
And shit that's harder to get out of your head than arrows
It's unfair, yo, but that's tough, B
Lyrically, I'm like your girlfriend's weave, you can't touch me
But look, I'm just a big nerd
Blackin' out with these slick words
Passin' on the syzzrp
Rather be blowin' reef like Squidward
Just tryna get the props I deserve
By gettin' shit crackin' like a fissure
Came up out the blue like a Crip in the wrong neighborhood
To drop some proper rhymes to show ya why I need to stay for good
To be an example of how to handle rhymes sharp as a bramble
And drop it like an anvil, and make a crowd standstill
Tryna figure what the fuck just happened
Look, it might take a while, so just start clappin'
Then when everyone else finally gets all the rhymes
You can say you totally got it the whole time
When a n***a was wave-
[Chorus]
Uh, wave dashin'
Just let the flow naturally happen
Then when you get to rappin' with a passion
(What you doin' bro?)
I'm wave dashin'
Yeah, just wave dashin'
Just let the flow naturally happen
Then when you get to rappin' with a passion
(What you doin' bro?)
I'm wave dashin'
Yeah, uh, I'm wave dashin'
Just let the flow naturally happen
Then when you get to rappin' with a passion
(What you doin' bro?)
I'm wave dashin'