[Verse 1]
Crawled out of the park to eat her took a
Stairwell would I fall to please her
Just to tear this out of my belly forever
'Cause I'm still hooked to the light forever
I can do it if you're there
And it's only when you're there
Bless them with the arrogant brandos
Leave your heart stitched in a hundred pieces
If it's not wet then you shouldn't be doing it
She's no bitch, she's far too rich
And I can do it when you're there
And it's only when you're there

[Chorus]
All these amazing frustrations
Such a perfect celebration
Hardly needs to be said a sensations
Are as perfect as 'sturbation
Hardly needs to be nailed as frustration
Such a perfect celebration
Hardly needs to be soiled

[Post-Chorus]
And you wash yourself (You wash yourself)
You wash yourself
And I wash myself (You wash yourself)
You wash yourself (He, he, he, he)
[Verse 2]
End up in a young hair, curled round with a finger
I can't excuse this, it's all fucked
But if you're there I can screw it when she's there
I can rule the world six times over
With my head burned out and my body on hold
I can do it if you're there and it's only when she's there

[Chorus]
All these amazing frustrations
Such a perfect celebration
Hardly needs to be said
(All these amazing frustrations)
(Such a perfect celebration)
(Hardly needs to be said)
All these amazing sensations
Such a virgin celebration
Never needs to be soiled

[Post-Chorus]
You wash yourself (You wash yourself)
You wash yourself
And I wash myself (You wash yourself)
You wash yourself
(You wash yourself)
(You wash yourself)
[Verse 3]
The whole world joins the French Foreign Legion
Get a new suit for the man who discovered
Elvis was so fat when he died and ascend to heaven
I live here in my watered down Disney baby
With ten million attic clad genius
Abort me, I have to compete and maybe
One man will eventually spit on Mars
Save us, if you're there
Only if she's there
I can do it if you're there
I can do it when she's there
You can screw when she's there
You can screw when she's there

[Outro]
All these amazing frustrations
Such a perfect celebration
Hardly needs to be said
(Oh, these amazing frustrations)
(Such a perfect celebration)
(Hardly need to be said)
Oh, these amazing frustrations
You're a virgin celebration
Hardly needs to be dead
(All these amazing frustration)
(Such a perfect celebration)
(Only needs to be said)
All these amazing sensations
Such a perfect celebration
Hardly needs to be said
(All these amazing frustration)
(Such a perfect celebration)
(Only needs to be said)