[Intro: Sample]
And Hubert used to be able to make the sound
And he wasn't talking but he used to go *mimics guitar*

[Skit: Homeboy Sandman & Aesop Rock]
Yo, I been watching the playoffs
Yeah
Papa John's commercials
Papa John's is looking pretty good, man
Domino's is even lookin' okay on TV
It looks better than the game
Then they got the Burger King, got the Bacon King, yo
Shit got fourty-one pieces of bacon on that
Not enough

[Verse 1: Homeboy Sandman & Both]
It's a gone-insane thing—you wouldn't understand
I never stay the same long enough to build my brand
Turned on the radio to listen to a little rap
All they seemed to play was "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
Got a budget, went on Instagram to post some ads
Somethin' 'bout seeing that "Sponsored" just felt super wack
So now the budget's sitting there, collecting dust
If anybody's got ideas, feel free to interrupt
Yo, I'm nervous that I've said too much
Involvement with my promo budget ruins my mystique
Somethin' like that shouldn't matter 'cause my shit is tough
But unfortunately, most of y'all are fuckin' dweebs
I think this site reviewed my record off the snippets
It figures that on Twitter, that's the one that captures interest
I swear these sites will give a job to any doofus
Don't need to say they name, cats is fuckin' useless
[Bridge]
Honky-honky town *Mimics guitar* Louisiana where the *Mimics guitar* are all like

[Chorus: Aesop Rock & Homeboy Sandman]
I wanna eat pizza and burgers all day but I'd get fat
Pizza and burgers all day but I'd get fat
I wanna eat pizza and burgers all day but I'd get fat
Pizza and burgers all day but I'd get fat

[Verse 2: Aesop Rock]
Ugh, clan leaders, sit around canned peaches
Divas who never scanned off-brand Cheez-Its
Lost lambs in a sea of pleasant facial features
Hope you also plan to celebrate the rejects
Even though I know to never let a heckler penetrate the defense
I'm aware there's entertainment in the weakness
I also know I'm fortunate to even be allowed the inconvenience
So don't mistake the floundering for doubting of allegiance
He can doubt his own resilience in the hour of screaming Viszlas
Who distract him from the bounty on his demons
Even if I'm Shakespeare on paper, in person, I'm Beavis
Homie, they don't make a Jesus that fits into what he preaches
Or walk how he do
Wait 'til it's dark and walk out the zoo
Halfway to "Who the fuck knows?" by two
I'm giving you the broke-winged crow's eye view
[Chorus: Aesop Rock & Homeboy Sandman]
I wanna eat pizza and burgers all day but I'd get fat
Pizza and burgers all day but I'd get fat
I wanna eat pizza and burgers all day but I'd get fat
Pizza and burgers all day but I'd get fat

[Verse 3: Homeboy Sandman & Aesop Rock]
If I knew for a fact tomorrow I would die
I'd eat burgers and fries and pepperoni pies
I still might die tomorrow but don't know
But wanna be lean, so eatin' apples like a mofo
Yo, then I'm doin' it again
The problem ain't the dyin'; it's just the not knowin' when
With everybody being dense
Wouldn't be surprised if bein' dead'd be a ten
Ayy, some days I forget to not get stoned before my therapy
Doctor said it wasn't fatal, mostly just embarrassing
Meh, talk about "trials of the errant"
Every second at the pen is like a fire to the pennant
Every breath is alive with a dying message
Letter to the editor inscribed in his weapon
I ain't buyin' what they sellin'
Just might climb into the vellum, tell 'em

[Chorus: Aesop Rock & Homeboy Sandman]
I wanna eat pizza and burgers all day but I'd get fat
Pizza and burgers all day but I'd get fat
I wanna eat pizza and burgers all day but I'd get fat
Pizza and burgers all day but I'd get fat