50 Cent is my favorite rapper in the whole world
Not because of the rhymes or the shoes or the stuff that he does
He owns
I just think we'd get along
He made 400 million
And on that alone, you could pretty much be okay for the rest of your life
Then he bought a boat
Could have bought a goddamn TV station
And if I don't get my hands on him soon
If I don't get some bling of my own
And get straight out of this town
And start again new
I need 50 Cent

I want to be 50 Cent
Regardless of his Vitamin Water campaign ads
Just think he's a cool guy that I'd like to hang out with
Who knows we should grab a drink maybe a beer
If you don't drink beer than coffee
No not coffee either then tea
Or something like that
'Cause I got your first record
Don't think anythings done as well since then
That just seems to be how it goes

So don't get bummed out...
'Cause even if your raps don't sell out
You've still got, like, half a billion fucking dollars
So try to be cool, and call me back
I've left you seven messages since we've met outside the El Rey in Los Angeles
I think you were busy, I don't know
You were holding your Sidekick telephone
When I bumped into you, I dropped it in my glass of Coke
Your bodyguards beat the fuck out of me...
And that part of that Los Angeles trip sucked...