[Verse]
Hey, call me back
When you get this
Or when you've got a minute
We really need to talk
Wait, you know what?
Maybe just forget it
'Cause by the time you get this
Your number might be blocked

[Pre-Chorus]
Stay and blah blah blah
You just want what you can't have
No wait, I'll call the cops
If you don't stop I'll call your dad

[Chorus]
And I hate to do this to you on your birthday
Happy birthday by the way
It's not you, it's me and all that other bullshit
You know that's bullshit, don't you, babe?
I'm not your party favor