[Verse 1]
You're a man without a backbone
I see you're looking for a window
You really think you're something special
And think you're hot but acting so cold
That rock 'n rock don't really move my soul
You're a budget Elvis Costello
Baby, you deserve a medal
For being number one asshole

[Pre-Chorus]
Stop wasting my time

[Chorus]
Even on the cover of GQ
I am never going home with you
A leather jacket don't impress me
I'm not a fool
I'm kinda different to the girl-next-door
I'm looking for something more
You're barking up the wrong tree
Girl please, rescue me

[Verse 2]
You're the legend of your lunch hour
Over me you bear no power
You'll never get a smidge from me
Acting like a chief on me
I bet you'd like to see me on my knees
This ain't reality MTV
Another reject from the city
I only listen out of pity

[Pre-Chorus]
Stop wasting my time

[Chorus]
Even on the cover of GQ
I am never going home with you
A leather jacket don't impress me
I'm not a fool
I'm kinda different to the girl-next-door
I'm looking for something more
You're barking up the wrong tree
Girl please, rescue me

[Instrumental bridge]

[Pre-Chorus]
Stop wasting my time

[Chorus]
Even on the cover of GQ
I am never going home with you
A leather jacket don't impress me
I'm not a fool
I'm kinda different to the girl-next-door
I'm looking for something more
You're barking off the wrong tree
Girl please, rescue me