[Spoken intro: Iain]
(And in the red corner, coming in at one million pounds, and with a record of zero wins and one thousand losses, the defeatable, Bears in Trees!)

[Verse]
You set fire to the sofa I was sleeping on
With one simple sentence you stopped my life in its tracks
Became ash, a fraction of myself, lost at sea for years
And I always forgave you for that

[Chorus]
Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror
A swift right hook, a left, right, goodnight
Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror
A swift right hook, a left, right, goodnight

[Verse]
You made a knife out of my kindness
You reflected my compassion
So I wouldn't see the steel in your hand
You cut me and bled out all the love I had
Weak and tired, I always forgave you for that

[Chorus]
Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror
A swift right hook, a left, right, goodnight
Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror
A swift right hook, a left, right, goodnight
[Bridge]
I had grey hanging heavy on my eyelids, an eternity
And I always forgave you for that
But now I'm crying at every TV show, just the mildly sappy stuff
And I won't let that feeling of numb ever come back

And now I see, I'm still making it all about me
And I hope you can forgive me for that

[Chorus: Callum, Iain]
Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror
A swift right hook, a left, right, goodnight
Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror
A swift right hook, a left, right, goodnight

Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror (Why I oughta give)
A swift right hook, a left, right, goodnight (That kid in the mirror)
Why I oughta give that kid in the mirror (A swift right hook)
A swift right hook (A left, right)
A left, right, goodnight (A left, right, goodnight)