[Intro]
I'll ride my bike till I reach the highlands
Where no one will know my name
Or I'll swim on my surfboard out into the ocean
And sunbathe till I waste away

[Verse 1]
I whisper to the campfire, "Oh Campfire, please teach me
How to turn such simple things into light and beauty"
Well, Moses saw God in a burning bush, I'm praying please
Burn away my sins, hear my plight, and soothe my feet
Oh, oh

[Verse 2]
I walk to the river, see something in the stream
Maybe it's a siren or a rainbow fish's sheen
Or maybe it's Poseidon, won't this river reach the sea?
But oh no, it's nothing, at least nothing I can see

[Chorus]
I'll ride my bike till I reach the highlands (Yeah!)
Where no one will know my name
Or I'll swim on my surfboard out into the ocean (Whoo!)
And sunbathe till I waste away
Oh, waste away
[Break]
Na Oida
(Na Oida)
Na Oida
(Na Oida)
Na Oida
(Na Oida)
Leiban!
(Leiban!) (Again!)
Na Oida
(Na Oida)
Na Oida
(Na Oida)
Na Oida Leiban!
(Na Oida Leiban!)

[Verse 3]
They tried to promote me to full-time at the gay bar
I told them I've got to finish my degree
But I've just been drinking rum mixed with K cider
Think I'll swap to rum mixed with lambrini

[Chorus]
I'll ride my bike till I reach the highlands
Where no one will know my name
Or I'll swim on my surfboard out into the ocean
And sunbathe till I waste away
[Outro]
Or I'll hitchhike real far, maybe get to Sri Lanka
Or at least till my calloused thumb breaks
Or I'll save all my money, fly out to Alaska
Live in the woods the rest of my days
And I'll waste away