[LanP]

LanP startin off and the first DoT is vital
So much shadow damage that my name should be a title
People on my server call me Lizard LanP and when I'm all flasked up the color while is all you see
I'm so epic from my chain to my feet
I don't say this much but your boy Lan is leet
I might be a priest but I don't ever heal
I'll have you in the trash like an old banana peel
Shadow word pain and shadow word death
So much shadow damage I'm about to lose my breath
Someone give me water cause that would be a mess
I'm on top of my server everybody doing less

[Havok]

I like my gear epic and my howler all white
Better get comfortable cause I'm playin all night
Hey baby girl you look interested cuz you never seen a howler with rims this big
There's never been a mage like Imsohavok
Chillin on the bank lookin so fantastic
Guilds raiding Ulduar what's that all about
Cause I killed the last boss before it even came out
The only thing higher than me is my crit
Caps I got two my fitted and my hit
I don't really care if she's with you or not
Cause I'm still talking more game than Stuart Scott
The bank is my home sittin on the top loft
Call me a tank I'm always gettin topped off
People chant my name
I hear em all shout
But you know I'd rather die before I log out
[Cheese]

I like your health real low
And mine sky high
Kill shottin ally bitches till the day that I die
Yeah I'm hit capped so there can't be a dud
I'm a leet ass hunter call me Elmer Fudd
My 12k crits are all that I see
And my serpent shot stingin like a motherfuckin bee
Ulduar is the newest thing to raid
Fully epic'd out people think that I'm a grape
I got a hundred k gold and epic flyer
But I think my AP is a little bit higher
? knows what's good when I flash the 12 gauge
Too bad half the raid's dead from the flame wave
When I walk through the ? all the bitches scream "Cheese!"
If they wanna /kiss then they'll have to pay me fees
My black war bear rides like a big bus
And I'll never stop reppin the guild