When I'm feeling lonely, as sad as I can be
All by myself on an uncharted island in the endless sea
What makes me happy, fills me up with glee
Those bones in my jaw, that don't have a flaw
My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth that twinkle, just like the stars in space
My shiny teeth that sparkle, add beauty to my face
My shiny teeth that glisten, just like a Christmas tree
You know you'll walk a mile just to see me smile
My shiny teeth and me

Yes, they are all so perfect, so white and pearly
Brush, gargle, rinse, a couple breath mints
My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth so awesome, just like your favorite song
My shiny teeth, I floss them, so they grow to be real strong
My shiny teeth, I love them, and they all love me
Why should I talk to you, when I got 32
My shiny teeth and me

My shiny teeth and me