[Spongebob and Patrick]
It's shaping up to be a wonderful holiday
Not your normal average everyday!
[Squidward]
Sounds like someone felled my old coral tree!
Spongebob, Patrick -- why'd you do this to me?
[Spongebob and Patrick]
The world feels like it's in loverly!
[Squidward]
Go away before I harm you bodily!

[Spongebob and Patrick]
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!

[Spongebob and Patrick]
There'll be shopping, decorating, and plenty of snow
[Spongebob]
Hey, Patrick, who's that under the mistletoe?
[Squidward]
What, who? Me? Would you look at the time
I should go!

[Plankton]
People seem a little more brotherly!
[Mr. Krabs]
Here's a special something to you from me!
[Spongebob and Patrick]
Even all the trash at Christmas, it smells so sweetly!
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me!

[Squidward]
What do you want, can't you see that I'm busy?
[Spongebob and Patrick]
Step outside, we've got something for you to see!
[Squidward]
Spongebob, take this stuff down immediately!
[Spongebob and Patrick]
Chestnuts roasting and burns in the third degree!

[Bikini Bottom citizens]
Tonight things are as good as they seem to be!
[Patrick]
A star on top will complete all the scenery!
[Bikini Bottom citizens]
This Christmas feels like the very first Christmas to me! (x2)