[Hook: PE$O PETE]
PE$O Mr. Krabs 'cause I'm always by my bag (Aye)
All the time, she call me "Dad" and it make her boyfriend mad (Okay, woah)
PE$O Mr. Krabs 'cause I'm always by my bag (My bag)
All the time, she call me "Dad" and it make her boyfriend mad, aye (Dad)

[Verse: PE$O PETE]
Yo, uh, hey, all the time she call me "Daddy", flippin' patties automatic
That bitch she krabbin' and I don't have time for that action
Sit and relax while I rake in these taxes
Feature price up like a plane in the sky
Brought her to Glove World, she sit on my ride
She eat my nuts like a pod, talkin' Tide
They saw my wave and they asked for a ride
No, I could never give out clout, aye
I drop the kids in her mouth, aye
F-L-A, he movin' south, aye
You thought it really was drought, huh?
Sippin' on Wock', aye, woah
Sippin' on Wock', huh?
Yo, that shit be pink like a jellyfish, huh?
Yo' girlfriend, she jellyous, huh? (Aye)

[Hook: PE$O PETE]
PE$O Mr. Krabs 'cause I'm always by my bag (Aye)
All the time, she call me "Dad" and it make her boyfriend mad (Okay, woah)
PE$O Mr. Krabs 'cause I'm always by my bag (My bag)
All the time, she call me "Dad" and it make her boyfriend mad, aye (Dad)
[Tag: PE$O PETE & simflower]
Who the fuck is PE$O PE—