[Intro: PE$O PETE & Tablez]
I know, I know, Usopp fans
Gojo fans, today we celebrate (Tablez, shut the fu—)
'Cause we have a common enemy
Today I'm comin' for you, Boruto!
You god damn bum! Dang! (Haha)
Bih!

[Verse: PE$O PETE]
If I'm legit', uh, if young PE$O honest, bro', you just a jit, his block, I spin
Just like that weakass Rasengan he throwin', hold on, Kishimoto, where's the plot goin'?
If I told you [?], then that shit, I'm cappin', I just seen y'all wallet on Twitter, man, I'm laughin'
Ha! You shoulda seen my reaction, when I found out Sasuke fight a 'raptor
The filler is trash, main character trash, side characters trash, the villains okay
New Naruto trash, new Sasuke trash, but [?] was pretty okay

[Outro: PE$O PETE]
If I'm bein' honest, Shippuden is trash, but part one, man, that shit was great
That was—, no, it was really good, it was—, nah, I'm sеrious, it was, it was honestly amazing, ten out of ten