Young Boof been gettin money
Young Boof been gettin guap
Young Boof been makin paper but
I give it to my baby moms

My ex takes my checks and my Chex mix
And if I don't pay the damn wretch I get arrested
I bought a Nesquick with the dollar that she left me
They ran out of chocolate so I had to get the strawburry
Had to sell my old house man I had a pool
My new apartment haunted homie I ain't tryna gab a ghoul
Use my jeans pockets, to heat my hot pockets
I pick pocket goth kids at the hot topic
Collect box tops, I'm tryna cash em in
I'll be saying pass the gin til its time to pack it in
It's happenin, I've turned into a fat jabroni
All because a homie gotta pay his alimony
She filed divorce, sweatin me for child support
I'm chuggin puddin by the quart to fix my broken heart
I got 33 dollars in my bank account
But act like a baller for my kids when I take them out

I'm a single dad, sad, eating Kraft singles
Hand in the can when I'm tryna grab the last pringle
Jerkin off, drinkin, wearin birkernstocks
Lookin for some sugar from the grannies at the burger spot
Divorced boof brought a date to a porn shoot
We ate mu shu pork then I fucked her in a morph suit
Poor dude readin du fu in the bathroom
Face by the glory hole blowin like a bassoon
Gotta make a couple bucks where I can
Leavin snacks for the hobos that fuck in my van
Buy my overalls at Costco lookin pretty boss though
Feelin like my lifes at a crossroads
Hot loads hit my face like a Mack truck
Just another sad fuck with some bad luck
Toaster in the bath tub, dead in the water
I wonder who will find me, my son or my daughter
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