[Verse 1]
You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in your black hole
Nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco
Remember when you used to be a rascal?

[Chorus 1]
'Cause, oh, the boy's a slag, the best you've ever had
The best you've ever had is just a memory and those dreams
Not as daft as they seem, not as daft as they seem
My love, when you dream them up
1, 2, 3, 4

[Verse 2]
And now you're flicking through a little book of sex tips
Remember when the boys were all electric?
Now when you were told you're gonna get it
I'm guessing that you'd rather just forget it
And clinging to not being sentimental
You said you weren't going but you went still
You like your gentlemen not to be gentle
Was it a Mecca dauber or a betting pencil?
[Chorus 2]
'Cause, oh, the boy's a slag, the best you've ever had
The best you've ever had is just a memory and those dreams
Not as daft as they seem, not as daft as they seem
My love, when you dream them up
Oh, Flo, where did you go?
Where did you go?
Where did you go?
Oh, Flo

[Bridge]
Fallin' about
You took a left off Last Laugh Lane
You just sounding it out
You're not coming back again

[Verse 1]
You used to get it in your fishnets
Now you only get it in your night dress
Discarded all the naughty nights for niceness
Landed in a very common crisis
Everything's in order in your black hole
And nothing seems as pretty as the past though
That Bloody Mary's lacking in Tabasco
Remember when you used to be a rascal?
[Chorus 1]
'Cause, oh, the boy's a slag, the best you've ever had
The best you've ever had is just a memory and those dreams
Not as daft as they seem, not as daft as they seem
My love, when you dream them up