Cardi B
The Gopuff Quartertime Show
(Suspenseful music)
[Intro]
Hello America, I'm Lil Dicky and this is the Gopuff Quartertime Show
(And you know that boy)
(Verse 1)
Go go go go go go go
Superflow gotta give you that show
Got limited time, but it is all right
I rap so fast, like Gopuff app
I came out gonna make more money this Sunday than the third-string players
Companies and brands they trust me, next year you'll see me up at the halftime show, I bet
Lookin' like I'm Boba Fett
I'm cruising like a bowling jet
I'm going nuts, granola ass
I want it, I got it they poppin' and locking, I'm going OD
Can't nobody do like me, count on me like-
(Producers rip Lil Dicky's suit)
[Lil Dicky:]
Oh, haha
No biggie this Sunday I'm big papa
Spoken: [Producers]
Tyrone!
Uh..
[Lil Dicky:]
Woah!
Hey, hey, hey
Everybody knows that It'll be okay
Are you okay?
Spoken: [Producers]
What?
[Lil Dicky:]
We got a fire over here, a fire!
(Verse 2)
Back to rapping, baby
Ladies call me Davey
Elevator crazy
Spoken: [Producers:]
Blast off
(Producers lift Lil dicky with a rope)
Spoken: [Lil Dicky]
Wait, Woah! Oh!
[Producers:]
Go to 25!
225!
[Lil Dicky:]
Hold it!
Ah! Stop! Help, help!
Ahh!
[Cardi B]
What the fuck?
[Lil Dicky:]
Stop the music, stop the music!
Uh..
Go puff. Fuck