[Intro: Cardi B, Al "T" McLaran & Megan Thee Stallion]
**** in this house
There's some **** in this house
There's some **** in this house
There's some **** in this house (Hol' up)
I said certified freak, seven days a week
Wet wet wet, make that make that game weak, woo (Ah)

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you dealin' with some wet wet wet
Bring a **** and a mop for this wet wet wet
Give me everything you got for this wеt wet wet

[Verse 1: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Beat it up, baby, catch a chargе
Extra **** and extra ****
Put this **** right in your face
Swipe your nose like a credit card
Hop on top, I wanna ride
I do a kegel, I'm kinda wild
Look at my mouth, look at my thighs
This water is wet, come take a dive
Tie me up like I'm surprised
Let's roleplay, I'll wear a disguise
I want you to park that big Mack truck right in this little garage
Make me dream, make a stream
Out in public, make a scene
I don't cook, I don't clean
But let me tell you how I got this ring (Ayy, ayy)
[Verse 2: Megan Thee Stallion]
Gobble me, swallow me, drip down the side of me (Yeah)
Quick, jump out 'fore you let it get inside of me (Yeah)
I tell him where to put it, never tell him where I'm 'bout to be (Huh)
I'll run down on him 'fore I have a (Ayy) runnin' me (Pow, pow, pow)
Talk your pow!, bite your lip (Yeah)
Ask for a car while you ride that (Ah) (While you ride that)
You really ain't never gotta (Mwah) him for a thang (Yeah)
He already made his mind up 'fore he came (Ayy, ah)
Now get your boots and your coat for this wet wet wet (Ah, ah, ah)
He bought a phone just for pictures of this wet wet wet
Pay my tuition just to kiss me on this wet wet wet (Mwah, mwah, mwah)
Now make it rain if you wanna see some wet wet wet (Yeah, yeah)

[Verse 3: Cardi B & Megan Thee Stallion]
Look, I need a hard hitter, need a deep (Ah)
Need a Henny drinker, need a (Woo) smoker
Not a garter snake, I need a king cobra
With a hook in it, hope it lean over
He got some money, then that's where I'm headed
Cookie A1 just like his credit
He got a beard, well, I'm tryna wet it
I let him (Mmm), now he diabetic
I don't wanna (Mmm), I wanna (Woo)
I wanna (Ah), I wanna (Sco')
I want you to touch (Touch that, huh) that swing in the back of my
My talk game is fire, (Dasani) Dasani
It's goin' in dry and it's comin' out soggy
I ride on that thing like the cops is behind me (Yeah, ah)
The way that I spit and now he tryna sign me, woo
[Verse 4: Megan Thee Stallion]
Your honor, I'm a freak, handcuffs, leashes
Switch my wig, make him feel like he cheatin'
Put him on his knees, give him somethin' to believe in
Never lost a fight, but I'm lookin' for a beatin' (Ah)
In the food chain, I'm the one that eat ya
If he ate my (Ah), he's a bottom-feeder
Big D stand for big demeanor
I could make ya bust before I ever meet ya
If it don't hang, then he can't bang
You can't hurt my feelings, but I like pain
If he (Ew) me and ask "Whose is it?"
When I ride the (Yeah), I'ma spell my name, ah

[Chorus: Cardi B]
Yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, you dealin' with some wet wet wet]
Bring a **** and a mop for this wet wet wet
Give me everything you got for this wet wet wet
Now from the top, make it drop, that's some wet (that's some wet)
Now get a bucket and a mop, that's some wet(that's some wet)
I'm talkin' wap, wap, wap, that's some wet (that's some wet)
Macaroni in a pot, that's some wet and (that's some wet)

[Outro: Al "T" McLaran]
There's some **** in this house
There's some **** in this house
There's some **** in this house
There's some **** in this house
There's some **** in this house
There's some **** in this house
There's some **** in this house
There's some **** in this house
There's some **** in this house
There's some **** in this house