[Verse 1: Scurrow, Scurrow & Pepper]
You might think its weird, I'm a raccoon
I don't think its weird at all
Raccoons are the most adaptable animals
You might even see one at the mall
We're fluffing around your backyard at night
We're taking over Japan
Three raccoons in a trench coat
Could easily pass as a hideous man
Could easily pass as a hideous man
Could easily pass as a hideous, nonvocal, strange smelling man

[Chorus: Scurrow, Pepper & Bob, Scurrow, Scurrow & Pepper]
A group of raccoons is called a death squad
A hundred raccoons is too many raccoons
A motel full of raccoons is called a fluff box
But one raccoon is just called a raccoon
One raccoon is just called a raccoon
One raccoon is just called a raccoon

[Verse 2: Scurrow, Pepper & Bob, Scurrow, Pepper & Bob]
One day there might be a raccoon president (Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba)
And then what would you say? (Aah, racoon president)
They'd be like [raccoon noises]
And solve all the world's problems in one day
There are no raccoons on the moon
'Cause they would have chewed a hole through the side (Ba-da, ba)
There were no raccoons on the Titanic
'Cause they knew it would sink and die
[Outro: Scurrow, Scurrow & Bob, Pepper & Bob, Scurrow, Pepper, & Bob]
Some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right
Some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right (They are right)
Some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right (They are right)
Some people think that raccoons can dismantle bombs, and they are right (Ooh)