[Verse 1]
"Why don't you smile?"
My teeth would get cold
And you know that
It's not that I'm sad
It's not that I'm down

[Verse 2]
"Why don't you smile?"
I just don't
But what do you care?
It's really no big deal
That I don't smile
But I still think that you're swell

[Verse 3]
"Why don't you smile?"
My teeth would get cold
And you know that
You know that it's not that I'm sad
And it's not that I'm down, no, no

[Verse 4]
"Why don't you smile?"
I just don't, but what do you care?
It's really no big deal
That I don't smile
But I still think that you're swell
[Bridge]
And Erika's decked out and down on the floor
She's thinking of someone she's thought of before
And it sure ain't me
That crosses her mind
And, well, that's why I don't smile most of the time
And oh, oh, oh
Oh, oh

[Outro]
You just turn it on like a switch
Turn it off