[Nick Cannon]
Ever since All That, I've been 'bout them flows
Y'all wanna hear me do a rap? Aw, here it goes
Oh, just like my man Kel, I love orange soda
And I'ma keep going like I'm on these rollercoasters
I'ma freestyle, and you know I'm the man
Y'all got to give it up for Detective Sam
And I'ma keep flowing 'cause I'm in the mood
My man Kenan told me I was a super dude
But I'ma keep it popping, I'ma keep it hot, yeah
Lori Beth, what's your final thought?
And, um, I just go and keep on rhyming
Nick Cannon is perfect, I can do it every time

[Kel Mitchell]
You out here trying to make me look like a dummy
But we all know your rhyming wasn't funny
I'm out here I'm getting my money
I still work for Nick, Nick, Nick
And y'all work for Nick, Nick, Nick
The only difference is I ain't sucking no...

[Nick Cannon]
Well, that last rap was out of the question
Because on that show, you was always wearing dresses
And I don't expect you to know I don't keep it wack
And I can do it because you know I'm all that
But, um, I don't what's better, a buzzer or a bell
They should have named your show Kenan & Fail
[Justina Valentine]
Charlie Clips, you're so big; I mean, you're gigantic
I'll sink the whole place, we call you Titanic
Shameik, you know I'm coming to score
And unlike your last name, we do not want more
Julia, you are so fucking white
We should probably change your name to Pumpkin Spice
Tim, I don't want to sound like I'm hatin'
But there is a tiny reason why I don't fuck with Asians
And Tory, you should both get Kelly Josh
We don't think you're all that, just a bunch of thots

[Timothy DeLaGhetto]
Justina, you can't mess with me because it's too late
You love black dick so much, you dipped your hair in some Kool-Aid

[Kel Mitchell]
Yo, I love this show, I'm about to have an attitude
I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude