"Town Meeting Song"
There were object so peculiar
They were not to be believed
All around, things to tantalize my brain
It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen
And as hard as I try
I can't seem to describe
Like a most improbable dream
But you must believe when I tell you this
It's as real as my skull and it does exist
Here, let me show you
This is a thing called a present
The whole thing starts with a box
Is it steel?
Are there locks?
Is it filled with a pox?
[DEVIL, WEREWOLF, HARLEQUIN DEMON]
Very delightful, a pox