[EMILY]
Like a virgin, with an urging, in a surgery
I'll be swinging, I'll be bringing out the nurse in me

[HARRY]
The art will start when I play my part
As a healer who will steal your heart!

[HARRY & EMILY]
Oh look what I did to my Id!
Oh look what I did to my Id!

[COSMO]
With neurosis in perfusion-

[NATION]
And psychosis in your soul

[COSMO]
Eliminate confusion-

[COSMO & NATION]
And hide inside a brand new role!

[MACY]
Like a good time girl I'm gonna try some new tricks
[RALPH]
This could be the start of a whole new career

[MACY]
Got a deep plum lipstick and some therapeutics

[RALPH]
This could take us to a town that's nowhere near here!

[ANSALONG]
Got some heartfelt symptoms and I'm feeling sneaky

[RICKY]
Young male intern tall and handsome

[ANSALONG]
Got my hems so high they'll say I'm being cheeky

[RICKY]
With legs like mine I'm really made for dancing

[ALL]
Oh, oh, oh!
Hey, hey, hey!

[COSMO & NATION]
When heavens in the music
Hell is in control!
The angel's got the voices
But the Devil's got Rock N' Roll!
[ALL]
We may look like phoney medics
But we took our look from a book by Frederick's!

Oh, look what I did to my Id - Id!
Look what I did to my Id!