[Verse 1]
Got a flip-top pack of cigarettes in her pocket
Feeling good at the top, shopping in sharp shoes
Walking in the sunshine town
Feeling very cool
But the butchers and the bakers in the supermarket stores
Getting everything she wants from the supermarket stores

[Refrain]
Apples and oranges
Apples and oranges

[Verse 2]
Cornering neatly, she trips up sweetly
To meet the people, she's on time again, and then
I catch her by the eye, then I stop and have to think
What a funny thing to do cause I'm feeling very pink

[Refrain]
Apples and oranges
Apples and oranges

[Bridge]
I love she
She loves me
See you
See you
See you
[Interlude]
Oranges
Apples and oranges
Apples and oranges
Apples and oranges
Apples and oranges
Apples and oranges

[Verse 3]
Thought you might like to know
I'm her lorry driver man, she's on the run
Down by the riverside, feeding ducks in the afternoon tide
(Quack, quack, quack, quack)

[Refrain]
Apples and oranges
Apples and oranges
Apples and oranges