[Verse: Mike Shabb & Navy Blue]
Jesus never walked on water, he took a Uber (for real)
Jesus know about the VPN on your computer (beep-beep-beep-beep-beep)
I prayed to Jesus my plane went down in Bermuda
They said Jesus was a righteous man, but Jesus was a shooter (dlllling)
Jesus never took a plead deal he tugging out for real
Jesus started smoking weed before