Llama Lamar with a vision stretching far;
Consumed by worry and craving a cigar
Looks like the plans changed again
Like they usually do

Benny on the right
He doesn’t sleep at night
He’s got a crush on Cobra Mike
Praying for just one bite

Llama Lamar never talks to Suzy now
He wishes he’d never met that fucking cow
Looks like the plans changed again
Like they usually do

Cobra Mike;
He’s all sweaty from the fight
That fucking mouse called him a kike
He just had to strike
Benny on the left
Got convicted of petty theft
He’s got some shit repressed
But he really just needs some rest

Llama Lamar!